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hotdiggedydemon:

I am. 

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

pronetoobsess:

Peeta being used for Capitol Propaganda

(x)

aduhm:

gloriousharhar:

augustus u bitch

isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…

Fan: Um… I just have to say this because I have the opportunity to say it: “Kneel”.

georgechamoun:

I screamed out loud watching this

georgechamoun:

I screamed out loud watching this

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thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

annicaspoon:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

makes me feel safe

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

makes me feel safe

dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

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rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

k1mkardashian:

tylerposeysbutthole:

k1mkardashian:

did you guys know charli xcx is #TeamMixed? like her dad is white but her mom is indian and from uganda..

her dad’s Irish.

so white….???