Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup
But I have a few extra points to give out
500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”
*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*
Peeta being used for Capitol Propaganda
augustus u bitch
isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…
Fan: Um… I just have to say this because I have the opportunity to say it: “Kneel”.
I screamed out loud watching this
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
makes me feel safe
dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me
Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.
Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.
Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.
Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.
Nice monster hospitals would be amazing
Someone write a book about this.