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flatulenceontoast:

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thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé

thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

posted 6 hours ago with 401,039 notes
from tomorrah source oiruman

genderspy:

*points at lunar eclipse* what the fuck is this, some tumblr social justice bullshit?

posted 6 hours ago with 11,092 notes
from dipercy source genderspy

officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

amandaonwriting:

Cheat Sheets for Writing Body Language

We are always told to use body language in our writing. Sometimes, it’s easier said than written. I decided to create these cheat sheets to help you show a character’s state of mind. Obviously, a character may exhibit a number of these behaviours. For example, he may be shocked and angry, or shocked and happy. Use these combinations as needed.

by Amanda Patterson

mumfoalandsons:

one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the asshole personality, but you took the last one”

he never bothered me again

skinnyscottish:

Doctor who?

ofuckme:

nialllhoran:

don’t tell me that one direction don’t care about their fans when they purchased food and had it sent down to the fans waiting outside their hotel

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posted 6 hours ago with 105,784 notes
from hoaran source nialllhoran

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

posted 6 hours ago with 80,624 notes
from phobias source hooddoggy
pizzaforpresident:

Benedict Cumberbatch harassing joggers in central park

pizzaforpresident:

Benedict Cumberbatch harassing joggers in central park

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