Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
*points at lunar eclipse* what the fuck is this, some tumblr social justice bullshit?
It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing
Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!
We are always told to use body language in our writing. Sometimes, it’s easier said than written. I decided to create these cheat sheets to help you show a character’s state of mind. Obviously, a character may exhibit a number of these behaviours. For example, he may be shocked and angry, or shocked and happy. Use these combinations as needed.
one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the asshole personality, but you took the last one”
he never bothered me again
don’t tell me that one direction don’t care about their fans when they purchased food and had it sent down to the fans waiting outside their hotel
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
Benedict Cumberbatch harassing joggers in central park